Every so often the Gurus like to test their readers. Each horoscope this week is a quote (sign-appropriate, of course) from a familiar movie. If you can correctly name the movie quoted in all of the twelve moviescopes, you win a special prize from your Spiritual Gurus. Email your entries to [email protected] by noon on Tuesday, Nov. 11th.Scorpio
Open the pod bay door, HAL.

Sagittarius
I’m going to go fondle my sweaters.
Did you say you were going to fondle your sweaters?
No. I said fondue. Fondue with cheddar.

Capricorn
Who wants a mustache ride? I do! I do!

Aquarius
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.

Pisces
Ha ha! Your name is going to be Julia Goolia. What kind of name is Julia Goolia?

Aries
Charlie don’t surf.

Taurus
How much can you really know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?

Cancer
Leads? Yeah, sure. I’ll…uh…just check with the boys down at the crimelab. Yeah, they got four more detectives on the case …we’re working in shifts!

Leo
Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash. (Hint: popular 80’s movie with a hot volleyball scene.)

Gemini
Oh, you said an all-girls school? I thought you said tall girls school. (Hint: These go to eleven.)

Virgo
You know why I’m not puttin’ up with you people? Because you’re bastard people. That’s what you are – you’re just bastard people and I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow is what I’m gonna do!

Libra
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again. (Hint: ….with some fava beans and a nice chianti….)