Aquarius
See you at the flagpole at 7:00 am tomorrow. Don’t forget your Bible!!!Pisces
We suggest you make a change – not a big one, just find a new place to study in the library.

Aries
Tennis at 3:00! Let’s meet for a salad at the club! Make sure your skirt is regulation length, Lummie.

Taurus
There will be a delightfully melodious cello concert airing tonight on NPR after All Things Considered with Bob Edwards. It should be a real treat.

Gemini
This week’s forecast calls for sunny, cloudless skies and mild temperatures. It should prove a perfect week for taking the golden retriever on a stroll around the cul-de-sac.

Cancer
You aren’t the only one who cannot stand the stench of the Underground! I think they should turn it into a Reading Room where I can meet with my Book Club.

Leo
A Reading Room is a great idea! We could host level-five dungeon master gatherings there. I could bring Kool-Aid for everyone!

Virgo
Oh, I love the feeling of finishing a great book, such as Tolstoy’s War and Peace. I just finished it yesterday and have been in a divine mood ever since. My head is in the clouds!

Libra
Oh fiddlesticks, I am plum out of tofu! Would you like to head over to the Organic Food Mart and pick up some soy products?

Scorpio
While browsing www.bbc.co.uk, I found this titillating tidbit about man slaves. “Man slaves probably internalized their social inferiority, and accommodated themselves to servitude without thinking in terms of resistance. Others responded more violently, and sometimes tragically.” Indeed.

Capricorn
With the primaries on the imminent horizon, we could absolutely use your whole-hearted support with our attempt to get Pat Buchanan back on the ballot! Please attend our next Young Republicans meeting at the residence of Prescott Arrington the III of 101 Exeter Court. Bring your own Perrier!