It’s springtime and love is in the air, but not everyone is in a relationship (not that that’s a problem!). Perhaps you and your former significant other were not well suited, or maybe you’re just a bad at dating! This quiz, though slightly contrived (but what isn’t nowadays?), is fast and easy, and will help you find your ideal love type, so have fun! And use protection.

1) You have a date this upcoming Saturday; where is your ideal place to go?

a) Go and do something I have never done before.

b) Go to a nice dinner and a movie – if it’s warm, stroll through a park!

c) Go to a museum and then a caf for some coffee and a chat.

d) Go to a comedy club.

e) Go to the beach.

2) What type of traits do you look for in a significant other?

a) Someone with a cause and reason for what they do and believe.

b) Someone who is caring and sweet above all things.

c) Someone who I could talk to about philosophy or literature.

d) Someone with a great sense of humor.

e) Someone who’s exotic.

3) What’s one reliable thing about your significant other?

a) They’re always doing something, taking action.

b) They’re always there for me when I’m down.

c) A love of learning.

d) They can always make me laugh.

e) They love to swim.

4) Everyone has flaws, though some are endearing. Pick a favorite flaw.

a) They’re all talk sometimes.

b) They’re sometimes too emotional.

c) They’re pretentious.

d) They’re loud.

e) They have trouble breathing oxygen.

5) You’re sick, what would you like your significant other to bring to your bedside?

a) A newspaper, so that I can keep up on national and international events.

b) Soup – home-made or from a can.

c) Their favorite book.

d) Their collection of Saturday Night Live DVD’s.

e) A lovely shell.

Results:

Mostly A’s:

The activist: Someone who has focus and stands up for the causes they believe in.

Mostly B’s

The Sentimental: You’re attracted to compassionate, caring and emotional people.

Mostly C’s

The Intellectual: You like a partner who can stimulate you mentally with their love of learning and infinite knowledge.

Mostly D’s

The Comedian: It’s been said that a sense of humor is the number one thing many people look for in a partner. You like a partner who can make you laugh and smile.

Mostly E’s:

A Mermaid or Merman: How weird. Turns out that your ideal partner lives underwater and is mythological. Good luck!