The Guilfordian

Goof: Todd Clark leaves Guilford to star in “Kinky Boots”

Beariz Caldas, Editor-in-Chief • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It looks like saving a shoe factory has become Todd...

Goof: Top three albums for pretentious pricks

Lana Heltzel, Not a Hipster • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Oh, so you’re interested in getting into alternative...

Goof: Duck should be our student body president

Hannah Shoemaker, Not a Duck • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. You know him. You may love him. You may fear him....

Goof: Moon mission must stop, please, stop

Sydney Procos, Anti-Moon Activist • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. What character building tasks can Guilford professors...

Goof: School starts paying faculty with grill cash

Laura Hay, Staff Writer • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. In an attempt to save money, Guilford will now be...

Goof: Korean pop group BTS moves to Guilford

Aarushi Ahuja, BTS Army Foundation Chairman • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. The Korean pop world was left in shambles on Friday,...

Goof: President Trump is impeached via Twitter

Julia Martins de Sa, White House Correspondent • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. On Thursday, March 29, 2018, the House Democrats’...

Goof: Hated celebrities discuss downfalls, challenges

Madeline Edwards, Taylor Swift’s Sister • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. On Friday, March 23 Guilford’s Media and Celebrity...

Goof: Editor-in-Chief to marry Zac Efron in April

Praveena Somasundaram, Maid of Honor • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. She was an intern for National Public Radio and...