*Disclaimer: This article is from an April Fool’s issue*

“What frosts my pumpkin? The Greenleaf not accepting debit OR grill cash.”
-Dallas Kesler, sophomore

“The one thing that frosts my pumpkin (more than anything else in the universe) is organic chemistry! Try as I might to understand its complexities, there are so many things about organic that make absolutely no sense at all!”
-Sarah Mehta, sophomore

“Having to deal with people who can’t drive, but do anyways. That frosts my pumpkin.”
-Omar Jasim, CCE Student

“It really frosts my pumpkin when people don’t actually give me a frosted pumpkin. That sounds delicious.”
-Harry Potter, seventh year

“Not being able to get my daily fix of chess really frosts my pumpkin!”
-Praveen Suthaharan, Early College student

Credit to the phrase goes to Robert Duncan, visiting assistant professor of political science, who, on a more serious note says that people trying to take away rights from women and minorities is what really frosts his pumpkin.