Disclaimer: This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. It’s almost been a year since Jane Fernandes stepped...

You are walking to your next class when suddenly, you come across some freaky, mutated, red-faced, ugly-looking birds. You wonder, “What the heck is that?” Well that, my friend, is a Muscovy duck...