The Guilfordian

Goof: Korean pop group BTS moves to Guilford

Aarushi Ahuja, BTS Army Foundation Chairman • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. The Korean pop world was left in shambles on Friday,...

Goof: President Trump is impeached via Twitter

Julia Martins de Sa, White House Correspondent • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. On Thursday, March 29, 2018, the House Democrats’...

Goof: Editor-in-Chief to marry Zac Efron in April

Praveena Somasundaram, Maid of Honor • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. She was an intern for National Public Radio and...

Goof: Campus lake converting to competition pool

Andrew Walker, Organic Farmer • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. After nine years of students complaining that there...

Goof: Sports have been played to their fullest extent

Kathleen Herbst, Expert Mathlete • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “Sports are done,” declares the One True Sports...

Goof: Supremacy in Division IV comes at a cost

Nate Williams, Resident Sports Connoisseur • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. Guilford College surprises the country as the first...

Goof: “God’s Plan” is new North Korean anthem

Jonah Selom, North Korean Spy • March 30, 2018

Disclaimer: This story is a part of out April Fool’s edition, The Goofordian. This story was created by Guilfordian Staff and is not based in fact. “God’s Plan” to be made new North Korean national...